On a job interview, when the French interviewer switched from French to English:
Him: What are your OB's?
Me: (Oh crap, is this some more paperwork that I haven't even heard of, let alone filled out? Or maybe it's some language competence test I was supposed to have done? No one told me about that! This has been going well so far... Do I tell the truth or play along like I totally know what he's talking about?) Excuse me?
Him: You know, your OB's...
Me: Um... I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Him: What do you like to do for fun?
Me: (relieved) Oh, my hobbies!
Him: Yes, your OBs!
Américaine: (n) female native or inhabitant of the United States of America
Conneries: (n,pl)nonsense, stupid talk or action, b.s.
Conneries: (n,pl)nonsense, stupid talk or action, b.s.
From: A hop, skip and a jump outside Paris, France
About me: I believe it's important to dress the part. Down with casual Fridays!
